Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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