fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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