i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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