Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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