is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
