at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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