He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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