And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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