yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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