i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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