Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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