I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
