Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
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well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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