Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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