Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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