she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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