"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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