Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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