So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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