i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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