fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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