i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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