Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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