So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.