I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
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Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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