I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We left the knife in your bed.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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