no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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