I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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