happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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