Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
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Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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