Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot