i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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