I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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