your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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