she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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