Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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