ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
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THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I believe in your delicious
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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