remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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