Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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