Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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