im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
40s are totally the cure
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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