No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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