yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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