He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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