why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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