its not stalking. its research.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I have post one night stand depression
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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