When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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