Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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