i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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