BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Never joke about your clitoris.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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