Whod you bang
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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