I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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