She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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