i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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