Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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