i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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