Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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