so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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