I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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