I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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