I must be too annoying 4 u.
I love black thongs
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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