My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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